There aren't many words for this day....
Are you F-ing Kidding me!?
Ugh!
SERIOUSLY!?
OMFG!
So I decided to make breakfast ... BURNT THE F-ING TOAST! Scrapped burnt off toast over the sink and lost hold of my toast and WHIPPED it into a dirty water-filled frying pan.
Finally something finished! (No, that is not the same piece of BLOATED soggy toast.
