I HAVE SUPER POWERS!

Well ... almost. I am just waiting for them to materialize. See I got an electric shock to the brain yesterday … and OMG! It hurt like hell! My brain hurt for several hours after and a monster headache followed that. I haven’t felt quite right in the head since (my dad says I never have been) … but there is still a dull ache inside my head … and I think my brain is changing … and we all know what that means! That’s right! The electricity awakened a part of my brain that normally lies dormant in people and is coming into its own … so sometime in the next few days I believe my powers will awaken.